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Victoria Jackson: I Didn't Know How to Vote (until she was in her '40s)

I didn't vote for anyone. I didn't know how. I didn't know where to go. I never saw a sign that said, "Vote Here." I didn't know how to "register" or even that I had to register. I didn't know what the candidates stood for or how to find out. Word of mouth I guess, but no one I hung out with talked about politics, ever.

Holy St. Ronnie of the B Movie! Until the last few years I always thought Victoria Jackson was playing a character on Saturday Night Live, and maybe she still is (except now the RNC is paying her instead of SNL). But no. I've come to the conclusion she really is this dumb. Whadda'ya think the chances are of getting a Palin-Jackson GOP ticket in 2012? Whadda'ya think the chances of a Palin-Jackson ticket winning in 2012 are? I wouldn't rule it out.

So go head on over to Ed Brayton's blog. He's got the choicest bits of idiocy to escape Jackson's lips this time.